Good places to fuck

There's literally nothing hotter than watching you and your man get it on in the mirror.

It's almost like you guys are watching a steamy porno or sex tape. If you and your guy are feeling a little ~risky~ and are into having sex (or simulating it) in public, then this is the spot for you. (OK, it kind of is, but I say it's also good for fornicating.)Have your guy sit on a step, straddle him and then get down to business.

The space is pretty tight, and you will probably need to find an abandoned parking lot to get it on.

If you're skillful at it and have a roomy car or a flatbed truck, car sex can be pretty enjoyable.

Contrary to popular belief, the beach is not one of the best places for public sex. Less sand, just as much nature, and no awkwardly fishy smell that can't be discerned from crotchal smells.

There's a lot of sand that can get into places where you don't want to have sand in. Almost every area has a woodsy, secluded place where you can get the full range of motion.

Every now and then, you have to switch it up to keep things ~lit~. And while role-playing is great, as is dirty talk, sometimes, you should just switch locations entirely.

If you're just looking to give a handjob, or are foolhardy enough to give a blowjob, this is a good option. Full-blown sex in a movie theater is not a good option for that reason alone.

That being said, Alanis Morisette pointed it out—not everyone will be the type of person to go down on you in a theater.

To do this properly, make sure that you choose a building that doesn't get regularly patrolled by cops—and ideally, also isn't at risk of having squatters.

You don't want to walk in on people who hang out in abandoned buildings, as you never know why they're there.